She comes from the sky
In massive waves of yellow fluffiness
She cares not of man's opinion
Not even the opinions of herself
When God created man, in fact!
God created.....Doge.
Doge. Doge everywhere
Always starring
Saying random nonsensical things
Bark when it wants to
Sleep when it wants to
Eat when it wants to
And never goes to the bathroom
Because she is the mighty Doge
Fearsome
Loyal
Hungry
So much wow.
Doge. Doge everywhere
She lifts buildings with her small head
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than Superman
Able to leap mountains in a single bound
So much awesome.
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